Video of Mass Effect 3's First Hour Finds Its Way onto the Internet

So, apparently quite a few of you have been following Mass Effect 3 with lustful eyes full of sin. You would do nasty, nasty things to it, is what we're saying – for instance, you might put it in a dress so revealing that you could see entire inches above its ankles. Scandalous! For those who absolutely can't keep their cloud-bound heads out of the space gutter, though, we've got a little something to ease your pain. And by “little,” we mean a whole hour of spoilerific gameplay footage. Granted, it's from the soon-to-be-released Mass Effect 3 demo, so you needn't worry about being catapulted straight to Shepard's revelation that all the Reapers really wanted was a hug and other creature comforts that arise from not being a giant goddamn spaceship. Check out the full thing after the break.